kingorb:

I’m done 

galifianafuck:

“hey whats your zodiac sign”

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crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

I dont want this god damn baby you leggy bastard


adampacmanjones:

Breakup with her

adampacmanjones:

Breakup with her


randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

Anonymous : I can't believe boys don't try to constantly sweep you off your feet.

It’s cause i fart… a lot

ATTENTION

I am looking for a fourth roommate to move out on the 5th of october for the campbell/san jose area!! I know this is short notice but if you need any more information please let me know!

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

el-clavo:

langsettte:

#me

LOL

el-clavo:

langsettte:

#me

LOL
memewhore:

sassy-chaos:

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

Omg


*Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-PLOP!*

memewhore:

sassy-chaos:

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

Omg

*Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-PLOP!*


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